Ye all need to be talkin’ like a Pirate today and only be addressing me as…….
I’m the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean — not to get rid of me, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. Like the rock flint, I’m hard and sharp. But, also like flint, I’m easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!
So, I guess I need to bathe more?!